Sven Roeder 9:47 Wed Oct 10
Unexplained Wealth Order
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First ever one issued in the UK to the wife of an Azerbaijani state BANKER who owns a £15m Knightsbridge house and a BERKSHIRE golf course. She also spent £16m at Harrods in a decade. As you do
If there is no legitimate explanation for the source of funds the National Crime Authority can seize the assets.
Understand up to 20 a year will be issued Hopefully the second is delivered to the offices at Stamford Bridge.
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Mike Oxsaw
10:33 Wed Oct 10
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Are there only 19 mid-level BAs in the UK, then?
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terry-h
12:26 Thu Oct 11
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What about the wife of an unemployed ex football manager who bought an expensive house in Belgravia and has been instrumental in spending around 100 million in the summer on behalf of a couple of shifty elderly spivs with unexplained wealth?
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gph
12:34 Thu Oct 11
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Can they give me her cash in an Unexplained Poverty Order?
Just asking, like...
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cholo
8:19 Thu Oct 11
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Ed Sheeran next?
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HairyHammer
9:14 Thu Oct 11
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cholo
Ha !
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Willtell
10:22 Thu Oct 11
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Yes made me laugh too cholo...
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Chigwell
10:31 Thu Oct 11
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Andy Carroll?
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Swiss.
11:58 Thu Oct 11
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Where's Roman A ?
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Swiss.
12:01 Thu Oct 11
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They're be investigating how Johnson can afford an 2010 Ford Mondeo on his post room salary.
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Willtell
4:14 Thu Oct 11
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Arrrhhh!! There be a joke there somewhere. A bad one poorly said.
At least Swiss is developing a sense of humour commensurate with his intellect....
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Swiss.
5:05 Thu Oct 11
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It's OK Willtell no one is bothered about how you got you inflatable swimming pool on your pension.
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Willtell
5:08 Thu Oct 11
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I don't have an inflatable one though Swiss. It's a real one matey...
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riosleftsock
5:38 Thu Oct 11
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Keith Vaz/Jim the washing machine salesman
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Swiss.
7:20 Thu Oct 11
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Willtell
I wasn't talking about your wife but your pool.
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Far Cough
8:13 Thu Oct 11
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Hahaha. Swiss made a funny
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Swiss.
3:12 Fri Oct 12
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Yes, Far Clough I'm not a boring cunt like you.
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Side of Ham
3:23 Fri Oct 12
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You just make up the cunts you bore Uncle Swissy.
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Cheezey Bell-End
11:51 Fri Oct 12
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I transfered a chunk of my savings to a different bank yesterday. Not even enough to buy a decent new car. They made me provide documentation to prove where the money came from. I had to send my work contract and, because I wasn't born in an EU country, a photo of my passport next to my face.
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joyo
1:08 Sat Oct 13
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Sleazy Bell End is buying "flasher" car for when he goes kerb crawling
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Mike Oxsaw
8:14 Sat Oct 13
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Cheezey Bell-End 11:51 Fri Oct 12
That's just the authorities being seen to "be doing something" about money laundering.
The stuff they should be going after still buys it's own ticket on it's own airline and they won't go after that for fear of shilling on their own doorstep..
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